I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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