Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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