You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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