This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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