i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
