you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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