STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I am mentally ready for anal.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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