They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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