If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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