brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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