Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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