there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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