I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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