I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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