Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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