I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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