hell yes lets make some ravioli
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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