All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He felt like a one man threesome
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
