So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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