soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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