Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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