jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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