you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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