ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Can't talk, ducks in the car
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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