is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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