Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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