i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he was CRYING into my vagina
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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