can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
