she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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