Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Randomize