so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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