You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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