put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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