I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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