I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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