Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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