plz talk dirty to me
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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