new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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