we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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