I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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