You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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