he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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