Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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