Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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