ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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