I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
