Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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