i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it wasn't lemon gatorade
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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