Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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