At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Farmville is her only friend.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Randomize
