I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
even my farts smell like vagina
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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