is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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